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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
'Doctor, I'm having a little difficulty with the cheek swab.'
"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband vs. wife, disappear, disappeared, tracking, tracking device, tracking devices, gps, locating device, locating devices, tracker, trackers, buttock, buttocks, technology, implant, implants, implanted, foresight, insecurity, insecure, worried, anxious, uncertain, run away, escape, pet, pets, stay together
"The gods really love tight buns."
Tags:stairs, climb, climbing, buns, tight bum, body shape, figure, exercise, exercises, staircase, pyramid, temple, statue, statues, temples, pyramids, gods, god, goddess, goddesses, religion, religions, religious, gym, gyms, firm bum, workout, working out, stretch, stretches, squat, squats, tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, stairclimber, glutes, gluteus maximus, muscles, muscle, buttocks, fitness instructor, fitness instructors, gym goer, gym goers
"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"
"Tightening the buttocks."
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'I know exactly how you feel.'
"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."
'Doctor, I asked for BOTOX injections, not BUTTOCKS injections.'
"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."
Tags:moon, stars, promise, date, dates, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, promises, dating, do it yourself, buttocks, rear end, hammer, accidents, starts, mooning, moon, accident, d.i.y., do it yourself, hammer, builder, work, thumb, pain, vows, marriage, love, couple, couples, crack, buttcrack, bum
'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'
'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'
Xmas tree star: 'ARRRGHH!!' A star has had his rear-end rammed onto the pointy end of a xmas tree
'I think we caught this just in time.'
Leaving the past behind....
"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, flight crew, flight crews, stewardess, air hostess, flight attendants, fly, flying, flight, travel, flight crew, crew, aviation, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, crew life, supermoon, super moon, moon, butt, buttocks, backside, rump, bent over, bev, passenger, passengers, public announcement, pa, stretch, stretching, cosmos, astrology
"Do my glutes look big in these?"
"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."