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"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"
"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."
'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'
'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'
"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."
'Yes sir, this baby's turbo charged, fuel injected and has CD and DVD! Forget 'reindeer power' Mr Claus... and say hello to Horse Power!'
Boy Selling Lemons At Used Car Lot.
All you'd expect in a British car!
'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
Why don't they make them like this anymore?
"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"
For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'
"So, what's it gonna take to get you folks out of this car today?"
'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'
'Sure, it seems small. Anything would after driving around in a big old SUV.'
'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'
'I was looking for something a little more passive-aggressive.'
"My dad says there's a car out there with my name on it...and when I find it, I can buy it."
'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'
The Ford Taurus.
OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.
Used Camel Saleman tries to pull a fast one
'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'
'Now this little number can seat 12 with room to spare !'