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'Do you have this in sheep?'
'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'
'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'
"True. But what it says about him is something I've known for years."
Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.
'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'
"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"
'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'
' I love being my own boss. I just wish I wasn't such a jerk.'
Inspected by #7, worn by #3.
'Can I see the coconut cream again?'
In a salad dressing room
'Do you have these in anything but stonewashed?'
'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'
Sale on T-shirts just like Britney Spears wears. One Size Fits None.
Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.
SLIGHTLY Irregular Designer Jeans.
Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.
75 Off on Slightly Defective Referee Shirts.
'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in college.'
'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'
'No, I'm with her ... or didn't you see the invisible tow rope?'