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"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'
He'll love this cologne. It smells like tickets to a sporting event.
'I'm lousy at picking out gifts. Last year I gave her money, which was great until the dye-pack exploded.'
'She'll never know I bought it on Ebay.' 'This is the crap he got me last year that I sold on Ebay.'
Presents should always be given in good faith and with the sole intention of delighting the recepient need, faith, delight,
Crap Stuff Shop.
'You'll never understand female psychology... of course that thing I want you to buy me is useless crap, but it's luxury useless crap!'
Although grateful, George thought his visitors overdid it with the chocolates.
'We knew you'd be embarrassed with a Tiffany bracelet or a Mulberry handbag.'
'I hate Christmas shopping for my sister, I never know what to steal for her.'
His and hers xmas gifts.
The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents