Buying Shoes Cartoons and Comics

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

Love those shoes!

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

Alligator shoes.

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

This little piggy went to market...

'Looks like madam's in luck. Perhaps she can find something in the new shipment just coming in.'

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

'I'd like to change these boots please, the colour and style are fine.. only I'd like some with longer string in between as I keep tripping over!'

Joe was proud of his new pair of loafers.

'Frankly, these Italian shoes don't look any better than my usual ones...'

We stock ALL sizes...

'I'll just take those three pairs for myself - I only came in to buy a pair of laces for my husband...'

'... eventually, I sold her the pair that she was wearing when she came in!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'

I bought a superb plane for £300. So can I spend £300 on these superb boots?

Games Store Snow Shoes.

'I need something that will make me sound as if I've lost weight.'

"No -- she'll just use it to buy more shoes."