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"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, name, names, naming, last name, last names, surname, surnames, company name, company names, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, ceo, c.e.o., chief executive officer, chief executive officers, ceos, c.e.o.s, name change, changing names, name changes
"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."
Tags:boss, bosses, leader, leaders, advice, advising, adviser, visualise, visualize, visualizing, visualising, goal, goals, cliche, cliches, psychology, psychological, success, secret to success, self help, self-help, useless, useless, trick, tricks, hard work, hard working, psychologist, psychologist, life coach, life coaching, life-coach, life-coaching, unhelpful, visualize your goals, business, businessman, businesses, ceo, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, c.e.o., success, successful
"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."
"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
Tags:bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, go bankrupt, goes bankrupt, going bankrupt, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate control, corporate controller, chief executive, chief executives, incompetent, incompetence, qualification, qualifications, achievement, achievements, achieving, pride, proud, job well done, jobs well done, take pride, takes pride, taking pride, executive, executives, higher up, higher ups, stockholder meeting, stockholder meetings, stockholder, stockholders, too big to fail, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, big bank, big banks, corporate hierarchy, corporate ladder
"I'm going to need to speak to someone from either personnel or maintenance."
"Note to managers: No more face-painting Fridays."
"Everybody gets a raise."
Tags:conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, c.e.o., ceo, executive, executives, yes man, yes men, agree, agrees, agreeing, agreement, suck up, sucks up, raise, raises, board meeting, board meetings, conference room, boss, bosses, manager, managers, animal, animals, dog, dogs, superior, superiors, corporate culture, corporate ladder
"Our best strategy may be to destigmatize embezzlement."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, ceo, c.e.o., chief executive officer, ceos, c.e.o.s, chief executive officers, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, strategy, strategies, ethic, ethical, unethical, white collar crime, money, embezzlement, destigmatize, destigmatise, accountant, accountants, accounting, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal advice, law, laws, legal, scandal, scandals, company, companies, corporation, corporations
"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."
Tags:christmas, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, criminal, criminals, criminality, perp walk, perp walks, ponzi scheme, ponzi schemes, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chairman, chairmen, chairman of the board, chairmen of the board, crook, crooks, crooked, arrest, arrests, arrested, incarcerate, incarcerated, employee, employees, staff, bonus, bonuses, corporate malfeasance
"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, employee, employees, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, deflating, deflate, deflated, deflation, air, air pump, air pumps, bicycle pump, bicycle pumps, tire pump, tire pumps, pump, pumps, inflate, inflation, air, lack of air, balloon, balloons, understand, confused, confusion, office life
"Bad news, chief. Those cowboys in accounting – they're singing."
Tags:bad news, news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, chief, chief exex, chief execs, boss, bosses, c.e.o., ceo, accounting, accoutnant, accountants, cowboy, cowboys, unprofessional, unprofessionals, fraudster, insult, insults, singing, sing, talking, talk, confessing, confess, confesses, confession, testifying, giving the game away, white collar crime, tax evasion, tax evader, fraud, embezzlement
"So, when you day 'angry mob with torches and pitchforks,' you mean. . .?"
"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."
Tags:business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, corporation, corporations, corporate, company, companies, manager, managers, management, hierarchy, demotion, demotions, demoted, ceo, chief executive officer, c.e.o., ceos, chief executive officers, c.e.o.s, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, star, stars, celeb, celebs, meeting, meetings, board, boards, board member, board members, upper management, good job, fun, more fun, replaceable, figurehead, representative, office, office life, modern life
An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
Tags:ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, executive, executives, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, meeting, meetings, meeting table, meeting tables, pirate, pirates, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, sacrifice, sacrifices, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, business meeting, business meetings, shark-infested waters
"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
Tags:tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations
"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
Tags:corporation, corporations, satan, satanic, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporate control, evil, evilness, lucifer, prince of darkness, uncaring, bad guy, bad guys, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, megacorps, conglomerate, conglomerates
"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
Tags:lynch mob, lynch mobs, mob, mobs, mobbing, uprise, uprising, rise up, rising up, torches, torch, pitchfork, pitchforks, firebrand, firebrands, vengeance, revenge, angry mob, angry mobs, irate, outrage, outraged, peasant, peasants, underclass, underclasses, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, executive, executives, villager, villagers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive, chief executives
The executive board meeting was - once again - delayed due to the tardiness of C.E.O. Godot.
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, exec, execs, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive officer, chief executive officers, late, delayed, delay, running late, tardiness, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, play, plays, beckett, samuel beckett, waiting for godot, waiting, wait, waits, theatre of the absurd
"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."
Tags:too big to fail, tbtf, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, big bank, big banks, multinational, multinationals, corporation, corporations, corporate personhood, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, oversensitivity, hurt feelings, feelings, insensitive, hypersensitive, elite, wealthy elite
"At least this damn pullback is pulling back lots of money from the wrong hands."
Tags:pullback, stock, stocks, stocks and shares, international stock, buying back, buy back, company owner, company owners, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief exec, chief execs, rich white men, rich white man, old rich white men, old rich white man, old boys, old boys club, rich, wealthy, 1%, one percent, 1 percent, money, wrong hands
"Sorry -- I wasn't listening to what you were saying. I was too busy leading."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, leader, leaders, leading, leadership, leaderships, manager, managers, managing, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, upper management, useless, uselessness, pay attention, paying attention, drift off, drifts off, drifting off, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting, meetings, endless meeting, endless meetings, team leader, team leaders, teamwork, attention span, attention spans, corporate ladder, corporate culture, chain of command, corporate drone, corporate drones
"Why, no. I don't feel any human bond between us."
Tags:boss, bosses, c.e.o., manager, managers, management, upper management, employer, employers, employee, employees, heartless, heartlessness, heartless employer, heartless employers, heartless boss, heartless bosses, human bond, human bonds, bond, bonds, shared humanity, soulless corporate culture, corporate culture
Tags:ceo, ceos, c.e.o., company, companies, business, businesses, chief executive officer, evolve, evolving, evolution, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, neanderthal, neanderthals, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, stick, sticks, cave painting, cave paintings, boss, bosses, chief, chiefs, survival of the fittest, natural selection
"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."
Tags:self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, employee, employees, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, upper management, upper manager, upper managers, self-worth, materialist, materialists, materialism, net worth, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, bad news, breaking bad news, break bad news, bearer of bad news, mass layoffs, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich people
"I'm a job creator - I never claimed to be a fair wage-and-benefits creator."
Tags:wage, wages, job creator, job creators, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, euphemisms, fair wage, fair wages, benefits, offering benefits, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, trickle down economics, supply side economics, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism