Cabernet Cartoons and Comics

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

"I hear he turned water int wine, but it was a rather poor-quality Mesopotamian Cabernet."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'What do you think they call me?'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

'I need a blouse to accessorize my glass of Cabernet.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'Life is a cabernet.'

'It will never work between us, Charles. I'm merlot, cabernet, chardonnay and pinot noir. You're a wine cooler.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'

'Don't worry, guys. Tomorrow we play the Napa Valley Cabernets, and we know they can't get over 100 points.'

'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'

Nice bouquet.

"By 'cab', I meant cabernet."

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

"I call it 'Cellblock Shiraz.' Don't be intimidated by the bouquet."