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Further Cutbacks
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budget cut, budget cuts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, flight, flights, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, air travel, air travels, air travelling, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, meal, meals, in-flight meal, in-flight meals"And in the event of a water landing, I'll start screaming my f*****g head off."
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cabin crew, cabin crews, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air crew, air crews, water landing, water landings, unprofessional, panic, panics, panic attack, panic attacks, professional manner, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes"Pease porridge or gruel?"
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pease porridge, gruel, flight, flights, porridge, porridges, gruels, airport, airports, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, stewardess, stewardesses, food, meal, meals, cabin crew, cabin crews, economy class, standard class, passenger, passengers"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
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passenger, passengers, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, rebel, rebels, rebelling, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewardess, air stewardess, cabin crew, cabin crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'
"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."
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mime, mimes, mime artist, mime artists, mime performer, mime performers, street performer, street performers, street performance, emergency exit, emergency exits, exit row, exit rows, cabin crew, cabin crews, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight, flights, difficult passenger, difficult passengers, difficult customer, difficult customers, air hostess, air hostesses"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."
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pilot, pilots, romances, office romance, romance, speakers, cabin crew, cabin crews, speaker, flight attendant, flight attendants, air stewardess, air stewardesses, gossip, gossips, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, private life, privacy, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, passenger, passengers'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'
No Loitering
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flight attendant, stewardess, air hostess, flight attendants, fly, flying, flight, travel, flight crew, flight crews, cabin crew, cabin crews, flight attendants, crew, aviation, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, crew life, jetlagged, jetlag, air travel, loiter, loitering, loiterers, loiterer, sign, signs, signage, galley, airplane galley, bev, passenger, pax, jumpseat, stand, standing"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"
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flight attendant, flight attendants, flight crew, cabin crew, cabin crews, air, flight, stewardess, stewardesses, steward, stewards, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, non-rev, job perk, job perks, date, dates, non-revenue passenger, non-revenue passengers, boyfriend, boyfriends, commitment, commitments, buddy pass, buddy passes, jetlagged"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"
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flight attendant, flight attendants, stewardess, air hostess, cabin crew, cabin crews, flights, flight crews, cabin crew, cabin crews, fly, flying, flight, travel, flight crew, crew, aviation, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, crew life, jetlagged, jetlag, jetlagged, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, air travel, forget, forgetful, amnesia, meet, meeting, greeting, airport, airport, absent minded, absent mindedness"Here, I finally 'found time' to get you that water you asked for in the middle of boarding."
"Look Mommy, reserves!"
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flight attendant, stewardess, air hostess, flight attendants, fly, flying, flight, travel, flight crew, crew, aviation, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, crew life, jetlagged, jetlag, cabin crews, goofy, air travel, reserve, reserves, field, country, country road, mommy, cow, cows, pasture, on reserve, wait, waiting, hills, hilly"When I said 'Be seated' I meant in your seat"
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flight attendant, flight attendants, flight crew, cabin crew, cabin crews, air, flight, stewardess, stewardesses, steward, stewards, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, bossy, bossiness, customer service, customer services, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, seat, seats, passenger, passengers, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, jetlagged"Oh God, are we losing oxygen?!"
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cabin crew, cabin crews, flight crew, flight crews, flight attendant, flight attendants, air hostess, air hostesses, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, odour, odours, odor, odors, bad smell, bad smells, toilet, toilets, inconsiderate, passenger, passengers"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."
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flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, flight crew, flight crews, stewardess, air hostess, flight attendants, fly, flying, flight, travel, flight crew, crew, aviation, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, crew life, supermoon, super moon, moon, butt, buttocks, backside, rump, bent over, bev, passenger, passengers, public announcement, pa, stretch, stretching, cosmos, astrology"What do you recommend for someone who's terrified of flying?"
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cabin crew, cabin crews, flight crew, flight crews, scotch, scotches, drunk, drunks, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplan, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, phobia, phobias, flight attendant, flight attendants, fear of flying, aerophobia, flying phobia, flight phobia"And in case of an emergency evacuation, please exit the aircraft 'before' posting it online."
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flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, aircraft, aircrafts, emergency evacuation, emergency evacuations, emergency exit, emergency exits, online, post, posts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, smartphone, smartphones, screen time, screentime, screen-time