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"Ah! Here it is!"
"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."
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"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"
'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'
"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
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"How do I feel about us? I feel that America is safer place today because the steps taken by this Administration. That's how I feel about us, Carolyn."
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"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.
'Be careful, Ed, those growth bond funds are extremely aggressive.'
"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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"Cuts to disability benefits are essential, it's all about liberating talent and 'empowering' people!"
Firing your advisors
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'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'
'I see they're ready for the reshuffle.'
'The cupboards must be empty again.'
A government of all the talents
'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'
'Shame the collaborative big Society ideal haven't reached the cabinet office.'
Cabinet ministers on the way out.
"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."
'The greenest government ever?'
Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.
'Okay. . . all in favour of a growing older or 'Birthday tax', please blow out the candles.'