Cable Television Cartoons and Comics

'Oh,you know, the usual...500 channels and nothing on.'

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."

"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."

"When did they add this channel?!"

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

'Hey Dan, your dog' stealing our cable again.'

'The satellite's going out again!'

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

"This is no spur of the moment decision, Mother. I've been thinking about it ever since Grandma got the satellite dish."

Cable Hell.

"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."

"Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the, 'everything's wonderful' cable news?"

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'Listen to this. East Side, hole in the wall, $3400.00 per month. Forget it! No cable.'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'We're going back to basic cable."

'Actually, they're talking about cable TV.'

'How would you like your very own talk show on cable TV?'

A day without cable ends badly.