Cables Cartoons and Comics

'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

Nest of cables

Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.

'I can't afford cable, it's the lobby security camera.'

Cable Splitter

'Newspaper? Cable News? Actually, I keep abreast of current events by watching late-night tv comics!'

"That explains why there's no electricity between us."

"Message: I care."

"I think it's about time we switched from cable to digital."

Buried Cable

Boy Scout rushes to the help of a computer guy wrapped in wires.

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

"Sorry but I need to take this call. Would you mind holding on the other line?"

Useful & Useless Cables

'When we finish installing fibre optic cables, we will be able to transmit error messages to your computer thousands of time faster.'

And tonight's guests are...

The Electric Car

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"Yeah, we have a squirrel problem, but it's not what you think..."

"Must get a longer cable."

Having learned to read lips, Howard was able to avoid the expense of an HDTV and cable.