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Queer Eye for the Dead Guy
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
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'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'
'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'
"It's been awful for business, Mrs. Schultz, but it was Charlie's last wish."
Tags:last wish, last wishes, butcher shop, butcher shops, corpse, corpses, cadaver, cadavers, meat, meats, butcher, butchers, butchering, will, last will and testament, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, scare, scares, scare away, scares away, scaring away, customer, customers, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, small business, small businesses, meat counter, meat counters, carnivore, carnivores, meat lover, meat lovers, meat eater, meat eaters
"You the guy who donated his body to science?”
Tags:be the bearer of bad news, bad news, bearer of bad news, science, donation, donate to science, donate, donated, organ donation, medicine, doctor, doctors, unexpected, health, healthcare, healthy, death's door, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, cadaver, cadavers, medical training, junior doctor, specimen, specimens, consultant, consultation, checkup, check-up, checkups, check up, get well, get well soon, well wishes
"And this is my late husband."
"He looks natural."
'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'
"Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a STIFF neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?"
"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."
'Damn it Monroe! I told you to finish the stock taking!!'
'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'
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'Man, I worked hard on those tattoos.'
Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...
'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'
'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'
City Morgue Parts Dept.
"I don't mean to frighten you, but he used to be a cadaver dog."
"I'll need you to accompany me to the morgue."
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'He donated his body to science.'
Embellishing the police chalk outline.
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, cadaver, cadavers, spook, spooks, spooky, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, x-ray glasses, pointless, pointless invention, pointless inventions, useless, useless invention, useless inventions, redundant, redundancy, bone, bones, bag of bones, needless, needlessness, invention, inventions, worthless