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'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'
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"Use a five iron!"
"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"
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Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes
"You too? You're fired."
'I'd use a wedge.'
Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...
'Turn your head and cough.'
Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.
"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"
'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'
Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.
'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'
'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'
'Why have you brought an extra pair of trousers?' - 'In case I get a hole in one.'
'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'
'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'
"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"
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'Just taking the dog for his walk, Dear!'
'This is the hole I was telling you about!'
"Great statue, very lifelike apart from the fact that he was a lefthanded golfer."
'I said sand wedge.'
'Did you see my ball come by here?'