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'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'
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"Use a five iron!"
"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, birthday cake, birthday cakes, sport, sports, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, caddy, caddies, caddying, flag, flags
Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes
"You too? You're fired."
Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...
'Turn your head and cough.'
Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.
"You're Not Bending Your Knees."
"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"
'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'
Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.
"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddy, caddies, golf course, golf courses, hazard, hazards, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, lost, ball, golf ball, golf balls, searching, looking, staring, insult, insults, insulting, grouchy, grumpy, moody, bad mood, old man, old men, man, men, unhelpful, education, school, schools, schooling, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'
"Great statue, very lifelike apart from the fact that he was a lefthanded golfer."
'I said sand wedge.'
How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.
"I think you should use the wedge, like you're playing from the rough."
Tags:wedge, wedges, sand wedge, sand wedges, golf club, golf clubs, caddy, caddie, caddies, golf caddie, golf caddies, club selection, club selections, tough lie, tough lies, difficult lie, difficult lies, playing from the rough, bunker shot, bunker shots, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golfs, hitting the links, pitching wedge, pitching wedges
'Did you see my ball come by here?'
"I'm training for a three day tournament."
Tags:golf, golfer, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, training, trainer, trainers, treadmill, treadmills, running, runner, runners, golf bag, golf bags, caddy, caddies, caddie, golf caddy, golf caddie, golf caddies, excessive training, jog, jogger, jogging, joggers, gym, gyms, health club, health clubs
A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.
"Bob spends quite a bit of time off the fairway."
The Lightning God's Caddy
Tags:caddy, caddies, golf caddy, golf caddies, golf, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, zeus, god of thunder, god of lighting, greek myths, greek mythology, greek gods, lightning god, thunder god, thor, norse mythology, norse myths, lazy, laziness, hierarchy, hierarchies, golf club, golf clubs