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"Just a heads-up...trying to bribe her with cafeteria tater tots doesn't work."
Santa School Cafeterias.
'Hey, just how bad is this hospital cafeteria food?'
'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'
"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."
"You know, everybody says cafeteria food is good for nothing...but I disagree."
"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."
"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."
"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"
"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"
"Chuwunken. I don't even want to ask."
"School lunch was pretty good today."
Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'
Extreme health food restaurants: "Just check off what you want and we'll bring your tray around."
"At home, we call that pollo podrido! And we call this vomito apestoso! And we call this queque repugnante!"