Cafeterias Cartoons and Comics

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'

'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'

'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'

Deconstructing Lunch

"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"

SWAT Team.

La Cantina.

Barry devises a way to get two lunches.

'They never quit, do they?'

'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

The Guiltateria

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

At the Court House Cafeteria the Special of the Day is 'Due Processed Cheese Sandwich with Plea Bargaining Chips.'

Home cafeteria.

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

Mission Food

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"She said it's not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

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