Caffeinated Cartoons and Comics

Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

The Decafé

"Now, that's a coffee."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Eye-opener

"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."

"I'd better get busy. I have a lot of coffee to drink."

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

Other Drug Paraphernalia

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Starbucks

The Fountain of Espresso

"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."

Dowsing for Coffee

'Come on Jesus, just one more miracle. Turn this water into coffee and I am good...'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."