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Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.
"It's only Tuesday?!"
"Have you tried the new coffee?"
The More You're Awake The Longer You Live
"The doctor told me to cut my coffee to two cups a day!"
"Until I get my first cup, I can't even talk straight."
"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"
'The court finds that committing this crime for the purpose of obtaining a good cup of coffee is perfectly understandable and therefore justified. Case dismissed!'
"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."
"I'm fine. It's coffee."
"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"
Caffeine High Hollow
"Since I started vaping, I've completely given up tea."
"With this system nobody ever needs a holiday. A doctor occasionally, but not a holiday."
'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'
"You need to cut down on the caffeine."
"Your coffee by the drip method Sir."
'A new study states more than 4 cups of coffee can shorten your life.'
'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'
'I gave up coffee, but I don't see any difference in my irritability.'
'How many cups of coffee have you had today?'
'The doctor said I shouldn't drink so much coffee. Does it look like I'm drinking?'
'I was wondering if we could start meeting somewhere else so I can get to know the decaffeinated you.'
'Lately I've had to choose between the Iced Caffe Mocha and medicine.'