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"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
'In future meetings, let's serve only decaffeinated coffee, Ms Williams.'
'No more coffee...are you trying to make a human out of me?'
'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'
"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."
'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'
'Since we've added coffee, production has gone up by 75%!'
"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."
I've had waaaay too much coffee!
'Fancy a re-wire sir?'