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The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'
"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."
Tags:recipe, recipes, ingredient, ingredients, foodie, foodies, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, bourbon cake, bourbon cakes, cake, cakes, baking, home baking, home-baking, baker, bakers, cake recipe, cake recipes, rum-bourbon cake, rum-bourbon cakes, low fat, low-fat, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting
Lady Justice eats birthday cake
Chef Cake Topper
"Come on—Somebody try to catch me! Anybody?"
Tags:gingerbread man, food, cake, cakes, carrot cake, carrot cakes, unpopular, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, desperate, unloved, unwanted, alone, lonely, forever alone, leftover
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
"Let's just go in and see what happens."
Tags:cream pie, cream pies, cream pied, comedy, slap-stick, slap stick, slap-stick comedy, slap stick comedy, cake, cakes, pie, pies, cake shop, cake shops, bakery, bakeries, bakers, bakers, cakery, trepidation, wary, wariness, happy go lucky, danger, dangerous, cliche, predictable, predictability, food shop, food shopping, window display, window display, display, displays, banana cream pie
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
Early birthday parties.
Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
'Dad, I can't find any matches to light the cake.'
"Food as metaphor for love? Again?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, family, families, birthday, birthdays, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, food, cake, cakes, birthday cake, birthday cakes, metaphor, metaphors, again, rude, impolite, bad manners, insulting, ungrateful
"Maybe you should worry less about kryptonite and more about office doughnuts."
Tags:snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, dognuts, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, dress sense, super power, super powers, belly, bellies, cake, cakes, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, weight gain, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, gut, guts, achilles' heel
"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
The last piece of tornado cake
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"
Tags:theologian, theologians, dead sea scroll, brownie, brownies, cake, cakes, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, recipe, recipes, baking, baker, bakers, religious text, religious texts, religious scroll, religious scrolls, qumran caves scrolls, manuscript, manuscripts, cake, cakes
'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'
'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'
'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'
"Why is living my best life so fattening?"
"See, there it is. Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."
Tags:ten commandments, 10 commandments, christian values, evangelical christians, religious principles, religious principle, discrimination, discriminate, legal homophobia, cake, cakes, gay cake, gay cakes, gay wedding cake, gay wedding cakes, baker, bakers, homophobic baker, homophobic bakers, cake shop, cake shops