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'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'

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"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."

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'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

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'I've calculated how many minutes you've been alive and the approximate ETA of your demise.'

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"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

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'I have to turn off my cellphone for math?'

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'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

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Replaced by one of those little pocket calculators.

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'Just take a look at this on-board computer. It can figure square roots, percentages and the interest rate of your monthly installment.'

'It says, 'teach me readin' and writin' because I'm sick of 'rithmatic.'

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