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'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'
'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
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'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.
It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.
'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'
'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'
Mathematician determines that his partner doesn't exist.
'I've calculated how many minutes you've been alive and the approximate ETA of your demise.'
'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
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'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'
'I have to turn off my cellphone for math?'
'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5.'
'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'
'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'
'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'
Ego is memory times consciousness over and over again.
Replaced by one of those little pocket calculators.
'No wonder you can't hear anything. You're plugged into your calculator.'
'Just take a look at this on-board computer. It can figure square roots, percentages and the interest rate of your monthly installment.'
'It says, 'teach me readin' and writin' because I'm sick of 'rithmatic.'