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"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
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"I love how you play them against each other."
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'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
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"Our problem is I know your Social Security number but you don't know mine."
"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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'How do you divide 17 potatoes between 4 people?'
'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
Tags:equation, equations, formula, formulae, cat, cats, instinct, reason, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, math, maths, geometry, theorem, leap, leaps, angle, angles, jump, jumps, jumping, counter, counters, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculation, calculations, trig, trigonometry, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overthink, overthinks, overthinking
"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling."
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"...We're turning off your life support"
"After he gave me the ring, he said I have great long-term potential and a low risk factor."
Tags:sudoku, 666, number, numbers, beast, beasts, devil, devils, armchair, armchairs, rocking, chair, chairs, game, games, trivia, trivial, pitchfork, fork, pitchforks, forks, reading, read, writing, write, writes, solve, solving, solves, solution, solutions, calculating, calculations, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I tread that fine line between being indispensable and maintaining plausible deniability."
'Wow! CEO in just ten days! You ARE a quick study, Perkins!'
...so according to my calculations you owe me...
'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'
'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'
'I have to turn off my cellphone for math?'
'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5.'
'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'
'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'
'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'