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'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'
'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
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'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'
"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
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"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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Schrodinger's cat flap
'You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet.'
'How do you divide 17 potatoes between 4 people?'
When Cells Divide
STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Professional fund manager
Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.
Scary story time at math camp.
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'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't I be learning how to operate software that can solve that?'
'Perhaps an E.U. summit might help.'
Blackboard equation: Strange effect no one can comprehend.
'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.
'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).
'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'
Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!
"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"
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'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'
'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'
"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling."
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