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'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

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"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."

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"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

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'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

"After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it's half -off chicken wings."

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'

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"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"

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