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'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'
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"I decided to take a calculated risk but Hayward did the calculations."
"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'
"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
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"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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'You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet.'
'How do you divide 17 potatoes between 4 people?'
'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'
Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.
'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'
"After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it's half -off chicken wings."
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'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't I be learning how to operate software that can solve that?'
'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'
"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."
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Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
Tags:equation, equations, formula, formulae, cat, cats, instinct, reason, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, math, maths, geometry, theorem, leap, leaps, angle, angles, jump, jumps, jumping, counter, counters, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculation, calculations, trig, trigonometry, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overthink, overthinks, overthinking
"Rush this patient to the maternity ward! She's about to deliver a baby!"
Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.
Computer sales: 'Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!'
'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).
'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'
'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'
Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!
"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"
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'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'