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'And if you ever doubt your solutions, simply refer to this formula.'
Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.
'Did you know if you turn a calculator upside-down you can write 'boobs'?'
Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop
Product development says it's based on the latest technology.
Calculator: Counting by fingers.
"I wouldn't have passed that math test without my fingers. I can always count on them!"
Computer sales: 'Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!'
'1 divided by 9 equals 0.11' - '9 times 0.11 equals 0.99' - 'Mum! My calculator is stealing from me again!' - 'Go play outside, sweetheart.'
'You can put away your translating calculator now. I'm speaking to you in English.'
'C'mon square root of 49!'
'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).
Willus Gatus Abacus Peripherals - Extra memory sold here!
'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'
"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).
"Isn't there an app for this?"
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Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'
"You caught me at a bad time. My smartphone needs charging."
Do you work out ?
"Sorry Greg. It looks like accountants aren't welcome beyond this point."
'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'
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"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."
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'Somethings these humans do just don't add up.'
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"The boss expects us all to be robots."
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"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"
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