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'And if you ever doubt your solutions, simply refer to this formula.'
Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.
'Did you know if you turn a calculator upside-down you can write 'boobs'?'
'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'
'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'
Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop
Calculator: Counting by fingers.
Product development says it's based on the latest technology.
"I wouldn't have passed that math test without my fingers. I can always count on them!"
Computer sales: 'Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!'
'1 divided by 9 equals 0.11' - '9 times 0.11 equals 0.99' - 'Mum! My calculator is stealing from me again!' - 'Go play outside, sweetheart.'
'You can put away your translating calculator now. I'm speaking to you in English.'
'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).
'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'
Willus Gatus Abacus Peripherals - Extra memory sold here!
"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).
"Isn't there an app for this?"
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Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'
"You caught me at a bad time. My smartphone needs charging."
'Sorry Greg. It looks like accountants aren't welcome beyond this point.'
'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'
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"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."
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'It's a discipline note form my teacher. I solved the math problems in my head and I was supposed to use a calculator.'
How To Make Numbers Lie. . .
'I would've done better on that test if I'd gotten to school with my calculator instead of the remote control.'