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Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings
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'All right, I got a pencil. Now, how do you figure the P/E ratio again?'
"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."
'But I digress...'
'Infinity ahead - ∞ miles.'
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"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."
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Shake well before using.
"If I had to do it all over, I'd get the chalk concession around here."
"Ah ha! Every particle of matter attracts every other particle with a force proportional to product of the masses and to the inverse square of the distance...OUCH!"
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The Count of Monte Cristo.
'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'
"I don't get Math. First we use numbers, now it's letters. It's becoming so complicated."
'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."
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"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."
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Shipping from Santa Claus is Free
'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'
Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.
'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'
Geek Day Dreams
...as Leibniz said to Newton,
'If Leibniz found himself struggling with notation he would often break for a biscuit. Usually a fig Newton.
"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."
'Hey Nerd! You should only graffiti cool stuff.'
'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'