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"California has always been too big for its britches."
Tags:california, hollywood, out of touch, behind the times, different generations, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, britches, complain, complaining, getting old, ageing, getting older, old fogey, old fogeys, la, l.a., los angeles, film industry, movie industry, san francisco, entertainment industry, pompous, pompousness, pomposity
"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"
Tags:business executive, business executives, boss, bosses, new york, nyc, ny, new york city, new york, time, time zone, time zones, eastern standard time, subordinate, subordinates, regional time, regional time zones, time difference, time differences, california, hollywood, film industry, movie industry, film producer, film producers, getting ahead, get ahead, competition, competitiveness, order, ordering, ordered, director, directors, eastern time, pacific time, pacific standard time, unreasonable, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, impossible request, impossible requests
"Remember, fall is just one of many reasons you shouldn't leave your mother to go live in California."
Tags:fall, autumn, autumnal, fall leaves, autumn leaves, seasons, seasons, favourite season, favourite seasons, favorite season, favorite seasons, kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, controlling mother, controlling parent, controlling mothers, controlling parents, california
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
Tags:homicide, homicides, homicidal, convertible, convertibles, beverly hills, law enforcement, celebrity, hollywood, homicide division, homicide divisions, police, police department, cop, cops, police car, police cars, california, californian, los angeles, lapd, celebrity culture, lifestyle, california lifestyle, californians
"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, wine, california, vermont, maple syrup, local product, local products, local speciality, local specialities, food, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, meal service, meal services, sold out, gone, no more, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitutes
Too Skinny, Too Fat
Tags:california, us, usa, america, united states, united states of america, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, hollywood, film star, film stars, movie star, movie stars, famous person, famous people, valet, valets, valet parking, welcome sign, welcome signs, road sign, road signs, privilege, privileged, parking
Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now
Tags:california, welcome to california, welcome sign, welcome signs, state boundary, state boundaries, governor of california, arnold schwarzenegger, schwarzenegger, schwarzenegger imitation, schwarzenegger imitations, schwarzenegger impression, schwarzenegger impressions, imitation, imitations, imitating, impression, impressions, austrian accent, austrian accents, accent, accents
"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."
The King Of L.A.
"Cheer up, dear. He and Nancy are going to have a perfectly lovely life out in Bel Air."
"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"
Death Valley National Park - The clue is in the name!
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death valley, desert, deserts, california, nevada, national park, national parks, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., landmark, landmarks
"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"
Tags:california, hot tubs, wines, wine making, regional coast, leisure, drinking, rural, farm, california wine, californian wine, wine, wine maker, wine makers, good life, easy street, relax, relaxes, relaxing, slow down, slowing down, grape, grapes, wine snob, wine snobs, wine lover, wine lovers, californians, california, lifestyle, lifestyles
His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'
Tags:teeth, tooth, mouth, oral hygiene, dental hygiene, dental treatment, dental care, treatment, treatments, word done, had work done, good teeth, bad teeth, hollywood mouth, hollywood smile, smile, whitening, whitened, teeth whitening, hollywood, california, new jersey, class, upper class, middle class, lower class, man to man, health, appearance, america, american, region, regions, regional
"Is it dark in here or is it just California?"
Tags:california, blackout, blackouts, powercut, powercuts, power cut, power cuts, power-cut, power-cuts, power supply, power supplies, dark, darkness, california blackout, californian blackout, darkness, power outage, power outages, power shut-off, power shut-offs, power shut off, power shut offs, wildfire, wildfires
"I'm going to California for the gold. I'm not into nation-building."
"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."
"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor, dead, die, died, death, dying, killed, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, investigate, investigative, investigator, investigators, fbi, f.b.i., federal bureau of investigation, detective, detectives, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, crimes, criminal, criminals, hollywood, bakersfield, california, award, awards, ceremony
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
Tags:california, states, state, northern, north, south, southern, regional, region, regions, different, difference, differences, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, rural, rural living, countryside, life in the country, life in the countryside, pastoral, intellectual, calm, quiet, peaceful, environment, nature, gaudy, loud, flashy, materialistic, crowded, la, l.a., los angeles, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, travel, car, cars, driving, road trip, road trips
"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."
Tags:award, awards, awards ceremony, award ceremonies, hollywood, actor, actors, bad actor, bad actors, failed actor, failed actors, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality, sleep rough, sleeping rough, rough sleeper, rough sleepers, la, los angeles, california