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'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'
Smooth Operators - Customer Feedback.
"How may I misdirect your call?"
Smooth Operators - Hi Tech.
Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.
Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on,your call IS important to us!
'For our staff's amusement, this call may be recorded.'
All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.
Sorry, answers are on another number...
No, this call centre is not in Mumbai...
Happy-go-eerie; (noun) A state of amplified enjoyment, willingness and ease in people who should really be bored and p**sed-off.'
Smooth Operators - Change Management.
Smooth Operators -Holiday Cover.
'All our operators are busy. Please hold. If, however, you are money talking, please press one now...'
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
Man with Gary name badge answers phone "Hello, you're talking to Dave. How can I help you?"
"Your opinion is very important to us. So please keep it safely hidden away."