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'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'
Smooth Operators - Customer Feedback.
"How may I misdirect your call?"
'My snake went to work in one of those call-centres.'
Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.
Smooth Operators - Hi Tech.
'Me? Aye were en ah coll centerrr...'
Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on,your call IS important to us!
'For our staff's amusement, this call may be recorded.'
All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.
Sorry, answers are on another number...
No, this call centre is not in Mumbai...
Smooth Operators - Change Management.
Smooth Operators -Holiday Cover.
'All our operators are busy. Please hold. If, however, you are money talking, please press one now...'
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
'It used to be fun to scare door-to-door salesmen... Now, it's all call-centres or the internet...'
Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.
Man with Gary name badge answers phone "Hello, you're talking to Dave. How can I help you?"
'Thank you for calling the Corned Beef Marketing Board. Press 'hash' now.'
"I want to achieve greatness, I want out call centre to be the most annoying in the country!"