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"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
Tags:bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass
"I told you never to call me at this number."
Tags:call, calls, calling, work number, work numbers, office number, office numbers, call, calls, calling, check in, checks in, checking in, president, presidents, presidential, secret service, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, stressful job, stressful jobs, job, jobs, stress, stresses, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."
Tags:religion, religious, god, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, bible, biblical, new testament, mammon, evil, business, businessman, businessmen, money, finances, wealth, wealthy, rich, greed, greedy, avarice, materialism, materialistic, communication, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, put on hold, hold, holding
"He finally called, and it did kill him."
"How about an apple split for a change?"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, fruit, fruits, banana, bananas, apple, apples, banana split, banana splits, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, angry, upset, change, changes, changing, different, doing something different, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, food, talking food
"Nice to put a face with a call."
"Today's estimated hold time before your hand falls asleep is nine minutes."
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, kiss, greeting, greetings, modern life
"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."
Tags:call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, tech, smart phone, smart phones, automated message, computer, computers, customer service, frustrating, frustrated, infuriating, infuriated, automated messaging, modern life, middle age, middle aged, unsubscribe, unsubscribing, subscribe, subscription, subscriptions, notification, notifications
"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."
And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.
Tags:call, calls, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, center, centers, centre, centres, train, trains, training, trainer, practice, practices, breathe, breathes, headset, headsets, scare, scary, scares, scaring, uncomfortable, direct, directs, directly, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."
"He wants to know if I'm alone."
Tags:dating, date, dates, courting, courtship, courtships, 1940s dating, mummys girl, family, families, 1940s family, 1940s families, call, calling, telephone call, phone call, phone calls, family life, 1940s family life, disapproving parent, disapproving parents, disapproving mom, disapproving moms, disapproving mum, disapproving mums, disapproving mother, disapproving mothers, vintage, 1940s
'His lawyer wants his time-out reduced to ten minutes, time served.'
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, fatherhood, motherhood, punishments, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If you should need anything else, you can call me on my cell."
"Brooks Brothers? Arthur T. Stargis here. I believe a mistake has been made."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, clothier, clothiers, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, t-shirt, t-shirts, casual, informal, order, orders, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, unhappy, upset, angry, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer service, service, formal, straight-laced, stiff, generation gap, generational gap, modern fashion, fashionable, trend, trends, trendy, old age, ageing, aging, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle age, middle-age
"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."
Tags:snob, snobs, snobbery, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, call waiting, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, trade up, trades up, trading up, hold out, holding out, better option, better options, putdown, putdowns, put-down, put-downs, option, options
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
'Your mother and I would give up our lives for you, sell our souls for you, but we would laugh like insane clowns if youwere to seriously ask for a smartphone, so there you have the boundaries of our love in the clearest terms.'
'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'
'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'
Tags:early morning, early mornings, hair, washing hair, wake up, wake ups, call, calls, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, morning person, morning people, sleeping in, lying in, lie in, lie ins, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, real life adventures
"Nuts to you, too."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nut, nuts, nuts to you, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, wordplay, word play