Call Centers Cartoons and Comics

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'No. There's no one who works here by that name. Let me connect you to our branch office.'

"Good morning. This is the White House. Press (1) for disinformation about coronavirus testing; press (2) for disinformation about masks and ventilators; or press (3) for all other corona disinformation."

"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"I'm sorry, but your call is no longer important to us so I'm hanging up."

"We have a wonderful research department and they've identified you as a potentially hot prospect."

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'

Santa's Jolly Ole Complaint Resolution Call Center

'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"I selected option 2, for help with my billing question, but was switched to option 3, to get a hard time with my billing question."

"How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?"

"1-800 Herd of Elephants."

"Your call is important to us."

'Yes, I do want insurance. Can I take out a policy against you ringing me up at work.'

Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.

Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on, your call IS important to us!

'Your call is important to whoever we are after our last merger.'

"What quality do you have, that will make us hire you as our new telephone support employee?"

'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'

'A human being answered the phone!'

Workaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.