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An ellipsis in the sky
'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
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"Did you ring, Sir?"
Help, I'm suck in a fortune cookie factory.
"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"
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"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."
"Honey, the dishwasher is doing that thing again."
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"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"
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"Yellow? Don't call us until it's at least an orange alert."
"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"
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'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'
'That's what I said - a hit and run steamroller...'
A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.
'Does anybody know how to spell Mayday, three times?'
"Baldo, are you almost home? I locked myself out of the house again."
The Tree's SOS
Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.
'Better 'phone I.T.- My mouse is playing-up'again!'
"At times like this I wish we had a telephone"
"For your answer in English, please press one. For French, press two. For Spanish, press three. If you've forgotten your question, please press four."
"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"
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