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'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
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turkey, turkeys, thanks giving, thanksgiving, christmas, christmas turkey, christmas turkeys, escape, escaping, escapee, escaped, escapes, run away, running away, call for help, calling for help, calls for help, calling, call, calls, trace, traced, traces, tracing, tracer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys"Did you ring, Sir?"
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butler, butlers, servant, servants, servant bell, servant bells, robbed, rob, robbery, robberies, theft, tied up, ransacked, ransack, disarray, master, masters, sir, call for help, bell, bells, unruffled, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"
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menu, menus, phone call, phone calls, automated, automation, automated, phone menu, phone menus, robot, robot call, robot caller, robot calling, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, understand, understands, understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, support line, support lines, help line, help lines, tech support, infuriating, infuriate, infuriates, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, help, call for help, calling for help"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."
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junk drawer, help, call for help, calls for help, calling for help, desert island, stranded, marooned, billboard, billboards, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisement, safety, rescue, rescues, rescuer, rescuers, rescuing, save, saves, advert, adverts, lost at sea"Honey, the dishwasher is doing that thing again."
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dishwasher, dishwashers, husband, husbands, useless, lazy, laziness, lethargy, reliance, depend, depending, depends, depended, dependant, dependants, unable, call for help, calling for help, called for help, calls for help, help, helping, helped, helpless, helps, wife, wives, marriage, marriages, cohabit, cohabits, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, companion, companions, faithful, loyal, rescue, save, go for help, call for help, rescue dog, rescue dogs, accident, accidents"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"
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wilderness, wild, help, voices, crying, lost, mountains, forest, outdoors, hiking, help, helps, call for help, calls for help, cry, cries, crying, cry out, cries out, crying out, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, city slicker, city slickers, natural world, nature, call of nature, request, requests, requesting, natural world, nature's majestyA man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.
'Does anybody know how to spell Mayday, three times?'
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disaster, sink, sinking, ship, mayday, maydays, wireless operator, wireless operators, sailor, sailors, ships, sinks, disasters, spellings, morse code, help, call for help, list, listing, spell, spelling, sailing, navy, english language, rescue, rescues, rescuing, emergenciesCat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.
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cat, cats, felines, fish, pets, fish tanks, cats and fish, cat prey, pet fish, nature, predators, distress, distress signals, sos, help, call for help, goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, hunter, hunters, hunting"At times like this I wish we had a telephone"
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telephones, telephone, brick, brickwall, brickwalls, bricks, wish, stuck, rut, trapped, trap, shut in, call for help"For your answer in English, please press one. For French, press two. For Spanish, press three. If you've forgotten your question, please press four."
"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"
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deserted island, deserted islands, desert island, desert islands, cruise line, cruise lines, cruise ship, cruise ships, castaway, castaways, investor, investors, investment, investments, broker, brokers, sell cruise line stock, survivor, sinking ship, sinking ships, rescue, call for help, financial, economic, financial advisor, stock market, financial adviser