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"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."
'His lawyer wants his time-out reduced to ten minutes, time served.'
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, fatherhood, motherhood, punishments, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.
Tags:call, calls, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, center, centers, centre, centres, train, trains, training, trainer, practice, practices, breathe, breathes, headset, headsets, scare, scary, scares, scaring, uncomfortable, direct, directs, directly, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Dear, I'm going to be late. I have lots of paperwork to do.'
Tags:paper, papers, paper work, paperwork, origami, fold, folds, folding, folded, excuse, excuses, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, office worker, office workers, work, works, working, worked, worker, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
"Mr. Barrington, the sins of your past are on lines one through six."
Tags:management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, fat cat, fat cats, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, capitalism, capitalist, late stage capitalism, taking advantage, advantage, mounted, mounting, mounted heads, mounted head, on the line, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a., sins of the past, sins of your past, answer, answers, consequences, retribution, calling, caller, call, calls, callers, phone, phones, phoning in, phone line, telephone, on the telephone, telephone line
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
Tags:pray, prays, prayer, prayers, praying, mantis, atheist, atheists, atheism, tenodera, sinensis, athiesto, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, nativity, nativities, scene, scenes, anti, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, file, filing, files, city, cities, hall, halls, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."
"At the bottom of the ocean – why, where are you?"
Tags:phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, bad signal, poor signal, cell phone signal, signal, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, ocean floor, ocean floors, sea floor, sea floors, swimming with the fishes, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, fish, shark, sharks, crab, crabs, sea life, sea creature, sea creatures, absurd, absurdist
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
"I'm sorry, but your call is no longer important to us so I'm hanging up."
"I'd hang up on your right now if I didn't have such an unbelievable rate."
'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'
Tags:alexander graham bell, invent, invents, inventing, invented, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, first time, first times, receiver, receivers, converse, conversation, conversations, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Caller I.D. 1970
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, landline, landlines, 1970, old days, old times, caller i.d., caller id, call, calls, calling, called, caller, callers, identification, identifications, identify, identifies, modern age, modern ages, technology, technologies, telecommunication, telecommunications
Bell invents the telephone.
Tags:bell, alexander graham bell, invent, invents, inventing, invented, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, hear, hears, hearing, heard, test, tests, testing, tested, talk, talks, talking, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Let me get back to you in your order of importance."
"Huddled masses, line 3."
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
Tags:appliance, appliances, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, fix, fixes, fixer, fixers, cold, calls, call, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, hang, hangs, talk, talking, fast, fast, quick, quickly, breath, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, 911, calling 911, 9-1-1, 999, calling 999, 9-9-9, caller, callers, accepting, seventh caller, 7th caller, radio, radio show, radio shows, entertainment, calling in, calling-in, call-in, call in, competition, competitions, contest, contests, operator, operators, calling the police, calling the cops, emergency, emergencies, emergency call, emergency calls
"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."
Tags:cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, parent, parents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, telephone solicitation, telephone solicitations, bad relationship, bad relationships, rejected, rejection, rejections, mother, mothers, mother-in-law, caller, callers, calling, unwanted, family, families
'Get back to me as soon as possible.. I'm sitting on a pile of money.'
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
Tags:rich, wealth, wealthy, fat cat, fat cats, income, tax, taxation, income tax, dodge, dodger, dodging, tax dodger, scrooge, party pooper, killjoy, kill joy, old man, joyless, question, questions, classic tv, classic television, television, media, t v, mass media, phone, phones, telephone, lucky, luck, caller, little difference, makes no difference, no impact, low impact, impact, winner, winning, win, won