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"I hardly consider it a date, Mom. we just noshed."
"You know I'm not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on."
"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."
My Gay Son Never Calls
"Hey, no problem. Just touching base to say 'Hi. How goes it?' and to tell you that we really care about you. And now back to our show."
"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."
"My son finally called me. But it was a pocket dialing."
Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."
'Not sure when I'll be home -w we're on another wild goose chase.'
Call your Mother.
"I'm on the train strike."
"I've had 2000 fingerlings and not one of them called me on Mother's Day."