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"I forgot to call in dead."
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"It's just us today. Campbell called in ethical."
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A man's mirror reflection calls in sick one day.
"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."
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'I'll be home early. They all phoned in sick again.'
'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'
'What's going on? This is the second time this week you've called in sick.'
"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."
'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'
'It's John on the 'phone, he's no sick-days left... so he's rung-in dead!'
"Oh, he's fine. He just needs to get into character before calling in sick."
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'We can't say they aren't learning. Twenty two of them have learned to call in sick.'
'Now what do we do? All our experimental subjects called in healthy!'
"The fifth grade substitute won't be here. She called in chicken."
'Billy can't come to school because he has a stomach ache? Wow!'
'I'm going to be sick on Monday. I'm telling you now so I don't have to call in.'
'I'm not using my last sick day. I'm calling in to say I'm feeling icky.'
'I've used up all my sick-leave. I'm going to have to call in dead!'
'It' his supervisor.'
'Cranston called in sick ... said he's got the 'Bah, Humbug'.'
"From Baldo: hey, I wanted to ask, don't u think joeys a terrble asst managr?"
"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."
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'One thing I really miss is calling in sick.'
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