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The Tennis Racket in the Stone
"Oh, hiring's all right, but I think my real calling is firing."
"I think I missed my falling in life."
Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.
'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'
"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"
With the help of his 'Road Noise Sound Effects' CD, Mark was able to abruptly end annoying phone conversations.
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"So, does God always call people to the ministry or can he text too?"
Tags:ministry, ministries, call, calls, divine, god's calling, calling, callings, vicar, vicars, priest, priests, spiritual calling, spiritual callings, faith, faiths, text, texts, text message, text messages, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, modern life, modern lifestyle
'I feel I have a calling.' - 'Do you think Rupert Murdock hacked it?'
A watershed event in the life of a computer geek: Hearing the Call of the Information Highway.
"I had a vision from Heaven! God told me to go out and save the world and smite all the sinners!"
Tags:televangelist, televangelists, evangelist, evangelists, evangelical, evangelicals, mental health, mental state, divine being, divine beings, calling, callings, delusion, delusions, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, priest, priests, sins, sinning, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, crazy, craziness, double standard, double standards, vision, visions, heaven, heavenly
'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
'It's not a job; it's a calling. So, don't call us. It'll call you.'
'Yes, dad, I mis-spoke my math grade, covered-up my reprimand from the dean, and cheated on an English quiz, but I'm getting an A in political science.'
'I thought I had a job for life...'
'Apparently it was lap dancing that converted her.'
Vegetable Soup for the Soul
Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...
New and Improved Caduceus
"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"