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Muzak's Top 10
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
Tags:ambient, ambience, ambient music, book, books, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, book lover, book lovers, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxing, plot, plots, plotless, conflict, conflicts, conflict-free, soothe, soothes, soothing, calm, calms, calming, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, sleep aide, sleep aid, sleep aids, sleeping, soporific
Calm in the Face of Chaos
"I don't want to seem to want to talk about it."
Tags:keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, bar, bars, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, talk, talks, talking, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, carefree, facade, facades, relaxed, cool, calm, dispassionate, problem, problems, talk, talks, talking, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication problem, communication problems, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity
"Hey, investor fears need calming over here, too."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, investor, investors, investment, investments, risk, risky, volatile, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, economy, bad economy, economic crisis, recession, finances, financial crisis, money, loan, loans, scared, afraid, fearful, fear, fears, calm, calming, advice, attention, attention-seeking, needy
"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, worry, worries, worrying, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stay awake, stays awake, staying awake, overtired, stress, stressed out, freaked out, freaking out, calm, calm down, calming down, sleepy, late night, late nights
'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
Tags:titanic, iceberg, icebergs, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, plastic, plastics, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, quell, quells, quelling, fear, fears, lookalike, lookalikes, ocean liner, ocean liners
"I don't mean to stir anything up, dear, but don't you think that perhaps our divorce was a little too amicable?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, amicable, friendly, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, calm
"Sh-h-h! Everyone's staring."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, athlete, athletes, baseball team, baseball teams, team, teams, umpire, umpires, problem, problems, fighting, fight, fights, arguing, argument, arguments, conflict, conflicts, quiet, calm, staring, intimidating, intimidation, intimidated, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, anger, angry, temper, yelling, screaming, upset, afraid, scared
"I fight your mother here so I don't have to fight her at home."
Tags:argue, arguing, married, marriage, marriages, marries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, store, stores, shopping, tactic, tactics, row, squabble, bicker, rows, quarrel, fight, fights, domestic, parent, parents, afraid, feud, calm, calmer, explain, explained, explanation
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
Tags:tai chi, chai, chai tea, martial art, martial arts, martial artist, martial artists, exercise, exercises, exercising, yoga, physical fitness, wellness, health, healthy, health food, health foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, lifestyles, trend, trends, fad, fads, spiritual, spirituality, new age, new age lifestyle, new age lifestyles, meditate, meditates, meditation, stress, stress management, stresses, de-stress, de-stresses, de-stressing, destress, destresses, destressing, calm, calm down, calms down, calming down, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques
"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."
Tags:on hold, hold, hold the line, please hold, left on hold, wait, waiting, hold music, music, musical, soothe, soothing, calm, calming, calm down, cell, cells, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone, phones, telephone, operator, operators, muzak, long wait, please wait, waiting room, patience, impatient, patient
"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
Tags:weather, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, forecast, forecasting, forecasts, predict, predictions, prediction, beach, beaches, sea, ocean, oceans, placid, calm, windy, blow, storm, storms, stormy, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, report, reports, reporting, reporter, reporters, cameraman, cameramen, filming, live, on location, anchorman, anchormen, anchor, anchors, news, television, tv, t.v., sunny, scoop, media, exaggerate, exaggeration, drama, dramatic, scaremonger, scaremongering, over dramatic, over-dramatic, overdramatic, overstate, vacationer, vacationers, blow out of proportion, embellish, natural disaster, natural disasters
"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
Tags:financial crisis, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, great recession, recession, recessions, secretary, secretaries, unflappable, placid, calm, demeanor, demeanors, demeanour, suicidal, executive, executives, business executive, banker, bankers, banking, housing crash, housing crashes, market correction, market corrections, finances, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
This Year's Spa
Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, newspaper, reading the news, reading the newspaper, news, newspapers, paper, papers, quiet, shush, screaming, nagging, yelling, shouting, angry, anger, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ignore, ignoring, tune out, peaceful, peace and quiet, escape, relax, relaxing, calm, stereotype, stereotypes, men, man, women, woman
Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
The Dog Whisperer's father - Old Yeller.
"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
Tags:california, states, state, northern, north, south, southern, regional, region, regions, different, difference, differences, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, rural, rural living, countryside, life in the country, life in the countryside, pastoral, intellectual, calm, quiet, peaceful, environment, nature, gaudy, loud, flashy, materialistic, crowded, la, l.a., los angeles, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, travel, car, cars, driving, road trip, road trips
Daytime Soaps / Nighttime Soaps
Tags:supermarket, grocery store, store, shop, shops, clean, cleaning, work, enjoyment, contrast, contrasting, nighttime, night time, daytime, day time, soap, soaps, cleaning products, products, daytime, cleaner, self care, shower, bath, showers, baths, bathing, showering, scrubbing, wiping, wipes, wiper, advertising, marketing, advert, powerful, calm, calming, presentation, marketing
All we have in life is this moment...