Calm Down Cartoons and Comics

Muzak's Top 10

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

This Year's Spa

Completely out of quarters, Dave did what he had to do to quell Ryan's tantrum.

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

Emergency Instructions

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

"You calm down."

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

"Relax, Ashwell. We don't say 'Ka-ching' until the deal is signed."

'Behind the wheel, Dr Jekyll is a totally different personality.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."

'You're way too tense, Kevin. This will help.'

'Don't panic. It's not an alligator. It's a smaller, less aggressive cousin...'

"I wanted you to calm down. But not that calm ... or that far down."