Calm Down Cartoons and Comics

The Phillie Moderate

Muzak's Top 10

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

"There is a monster, but it's dead."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."

"Calm down, baby... How was I supposed to know it was infectious?"

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

This Year's Spa

Completely out of quarters, Dave did what he had to do to quell Ryan's tantrum.

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

Emergency Instructions

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

"At the count of ten, let's see if we are still angry."

"You calm down."

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."