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Muzak's Top 10
Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
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This Year's Spa
"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."
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"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"
Tags:summer people, summer person, summer home, summer homes, rent, rents, rental, rentals, rental home, rental homes, vacation, vacations, vacation home, vacation homes, vacationing, monster, monsters, haunt, haunts, haunted house, haunted houses, summer, autumn, seasonal change, relax, relaxes, relaxing, tourist spot, tourist spots, quiet down, quiets down, quieting down, chill out, chills out, chilling out, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down
'The anger management is working... there were fewer veins popping in his forehead tonight.'
"...Works every time."
"If it were painful, could I do this?"
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Clam at a crossroads
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"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."
Freud at a crossroads: 'Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety...but so does looking at fish.'
"They do have a calming presence."
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"For God's sake, have some populist rage."
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Born to be Mild.
"Alright, settle down! Settle down!"
Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.
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To help themselves de-stress, nurses at Dorfmont Hospital liked to unleash leaf blowers on unsuspecting patients.
'I feel sorry for Vincent. His parents never go ballistic. They just sit there and cheer.'
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'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'
As a lighthearted way of greeting patients, Dr. Alex Liu played 'Chattanooga Choo Choo' on their teeth before each dental procedure.
'Work was not calming again.'
'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'
'While you are on hold, you'll hear an audio tape on The Zen of Waiting.'