Calorie Counter Cartoons and Comics

Satan Fast Food

"My fitness tracker says I'm in GREAT shape, but I thought I'd get a second opinion."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

Personal Calorie Counter

"How many calories do you think we burn by pressing these buttons each day?"

"Do you have any idea how many calories are in that thing?"

Calorie Profiling: "All right, Buddy - what, exactly were you eating in there?"

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

Let Yourself Go Cafe

"You can't just tell people to eat shit anymore -- now you also gotta tell 'em how many calories it contains."

'One at a time, please.'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

"Diet Meal Calories: 5 calories when prepared so it's edible: 5000."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you."