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"My fitness tracker says I'm in GREAT shape, but I thought I'd get a second opinion."
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Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.
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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"
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"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."
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Personal Calorie Counter
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"How many calories do you think we burn by pressing these buttons each day?"
"Do you have any idea how many calories are in that thing?"
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Calorie Profiling: "All right, Buddy - what, exactly were you eating in there?"
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"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."
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Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes.
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Let Yourself Go Cafe
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"You can't just tell people to eat shit anymore -- now you also gotta tell 'em how many calories it contains."
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'One at a time, please.'
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'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'
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'Lose weight now...ask me how!'
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"Diet Meal Calories: 5 calories when prepared so it's edible: 5000."
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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."
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"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you."