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Satan Fast Food
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"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."
Tags:beauty standards, gender issues, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, skinny, skinny woman, skinny women, calorie counting, watching you weight, boyish figure, modern expectation, modern expectations, temptation, temptations, pastry, pastries, bakery, bakeries, female beauty, female beauty standards, self control, self denial
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"
"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."
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Police Officer Pushes Donut Up Hill
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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'
'I'm trying to count calories, but I'm having trouble finding them. Do you know what they look like?'
"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."
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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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Personal Calorie Counter
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"How many calories do you think we burn by pressing these buttons each day?"
Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.
"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."
"Do you have any idea how many calories are in that thing?"
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Calorie Profiling: "All right, Buddy - what, exactly were you eating in there?"
Tags:overeat, overeating, overeats, fat shame, fat shaming, fat shamer, fat shamers, fat-shaming, fat-shame, obese, obesity, calorie counter, calorie counters, calorie counting, police profiling, criminal profiling, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, cop, cops, police, fat, fatness, weight problem, weight problems, eating out, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic
"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."
Tags:calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, cheesecake, cheesecakes, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, weight problem, weight problems, weight gain, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, weight loss, losing weight
Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes.
Let Yourself Go Cafe
'But doesn't the extra chewing I do by eating more food burn more calories?'
'Good job I haven't got to worry about my figure anymore.'
"You can't just tell people to eat shit anymore -- now you also gotta tell 'em how many calories it contains."
'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'