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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
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Finance, Sales, Veal.
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"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."
"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."
A minotaur waits with his wife.
"Are we there yet?"
"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
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'Calf injury, and you?'
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Origin of Half-Calf Coffee
'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'
'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'
"It was different in the old days. They said, 'Git along little dogie,' and, by God, we got along."
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'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."
'I just find it interesting. You remember everything except where your dirty clothes go.'
'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'
"OK, let's double check: mine goes to India while yours goes to Africa..."
No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'
'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'
"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."
"This is my first!"
"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."
"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"