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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"How about some little pads and pencils?"
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"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
Tags:literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty
King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
Tags:history, historical, medieval, myth, myths, legend, legends, literature, book, books, king arthur, camelot, round table, round tables, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politician, politicians, government, governments, politics, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern life
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, king arthur, merlin, quest, quests, knight, knights, camelot, knightly quest, knightly quests, attorney, attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, protection, middle ages, bodyguard, bodyguards, protective detail, protective details, wandering sword, wandering swords, fantasy
Lady of the Remote
Tags:tv remote, tv remotes, television remote, television remotes, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, clicker, clickers, excalibur, sword in the stone, lady of the lake, king arthur, merlin, legend of king arthur, camelot, english mythology, ancient history, lost remote, lost remotes, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, modern attitudes, tv, tvs, television, televisions
"Stop it! You're killing me!"
"Use thy core!"
Tags:excalibur, king arthur, merlin, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, magic, sword, swords, stone, stones, wizard, wizards, britain, british, united kingdom, health, fitness, strength, personal trainer, personal trainers, advice, advising, core, exercise, pulling, encouraging, encouragement
"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
Tags:tour, tours, touring, fish, fishery, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fishin, sword, swords, arthurian, arthur, king arthur, camelot, excalibus, excaliburs, lady of the lake, lady in the lake, medieval, legend, legends, culture clash, cultural, time skip, time skips, big fish, big fishing, history, historical, british, british legend, british history, lake fish, lake fishing, lake, lakes
Claw machine game
Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'
King Arthur's Dinner Table
"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."
Tags:literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, knights, knight, king arthur, arthur, arthurian, soldier, knights of the round table, camelot, galahad, myth, myths, mythological, england, english, legend, legends
The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'
Spoon in the Soup/Sword in the Lake
"But Guinevere, what do you mean you wish the knights were longer?"
"But wait, there's more."
Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain
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"Damn King Arthur and damn his round table."
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Knights of the Round Table: 'So - pizza again?'