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'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'
'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'
'No, thanks. I'm fine.'
"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
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'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'
'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'
Camels going through a toll booth
Tags:animal, animals, camel, camels, pack animal, pack animals, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, toll house, toll houses, tollway, tollways, tunnel, tunnels, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, automobile, automobile, middle east, food, falafel, pita, hummus, caravan, camel train, strange sight, strange sights, unusual sight, unusual sights, exotic, transportation
A man lies across the humps of a camel.
"Hey buddy, you ever gonna order a drink, or what?"
'Does anyone have a solution to global warming?'
"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "
'Pfffft! Those are clearly implants!'
'Yes, I understand your pricing strategy, but since I'm likely to be your only customer today, what about a big discount?'
'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'
"Well...it is real camel..."
"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."
The straw that broke the camels back!
Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.
"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''
"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"
Tags:straw, straws, drinking straw, drinking straws, last straw, last straws, straw that broke the camel's back, straw that broke the camels back, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, literal, literally, deserts, desert, camel, camels, health and safety, safety, safety regulation, safety regulations, occupational safety, occupational hazard, occupational hazards
'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'
"Uh-oh. We don't have as much time as I thought we did."
Tags:desert, hourglass, hourglasses, hour-glass, hour-glasses, hour glass, hour glasses, desert, deserts, camel, camels, camel ride, camel rides, sand dune, sand dunes, timekeeping, timekeeper, timekeepers, time-keeping, time-keepers, time-keeper, sand timer, sand timers, sandtimer, sandtimers, sand-timer, sand-timers
'What do you mean you're thirsty? You had a drink just last week.'
"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, camel, camels, desert, deserts, needle, needles, eye, eyes, eye of a needle, butt, fat, big, weight, body weight, overweight, health, fitness, out of shape, heaven, rich people, rich, bible, biblical, metaphor, metaphors, proverb, proverbs, wordplay, word play, adage, adages, easier, get through, get into, getting into heaven, narrow, sewing, poverty, wealth, riches, religion, religious