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'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'
'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'
A vampire in a canoe.
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'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'
Tags:holiday, holidays, camper, campers, camping, camp, camps, vacation, vacations, stove, stoves, faucet, faucets, fire, fires, home insurance, oven, ovens, home accident, home accidents, bad memory, bad memories, poor memory, chore, chores, security measure, safety measures, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.
"I love this planet!"
"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."
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"All right, boys, we're had our fun."
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
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"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"
Tags:wine, wines, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, bottle, chardonnay, riesling, dog, dogs, fetch, go fetch, smart dog, trained dog, dog training, camp, camping, outdoors, outdoorsmen, men, man, manly, fire, fire pit, bonfire, tent, campsite, winter, drinker, drinkers, wine lovers, wine writers, wine bloggers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners
"Don't worry. When I was ten I flew alone from Colombia to Azerbaijan with a backpack full of black-tar heroin, and I survived."
Tags:heroin trade, drug mule, drug mules, drug carrier, drug carriers, misspent youth, misspent youths, crimes, criminal, criminals, field trip, field trips, schooltrip, school trip, school trips, overnight, summer camp, summer camps, camp, camps, worrier, worriers, worrying, parent, parents, reminisce, role model, role models, kid, kids, family life, family-life, courier, couriers
"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."
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"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."
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Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, couples therapy, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, couples, counselling, marriage therapy, marriage counselling, counseling, counselor, counselors, couples counseling, marriage couneling, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, abandon, abandoning, abandonment, abandoned, camp, camps, summer camp, summer camps, sleepaway camp, sleepaway camps, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, separation anxiety
'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'
"And that's the story about the camp counselor who ate up all the little kids."
Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
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"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
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A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.
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Tommy's third letter from indicated that he was still going through a period of adjustment,
'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
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