Campaigner Cartoons and Comics

'...But how about this time we make it legal for black people to own white people, and only women have the right to vote?'

An Outsider—Party Candidate Is Forced To Admit That He Once Visited Washington, D.C.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."

"I detect the fine hand of James Baker behind that."

"But first, our national anthem."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"We used to feel your pain, but that's no longer our policy."

'Shouldn't we refer to visits to out website as something other than hits?'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

'I got all my homework last night. There was a politician on every channel.'

'I'm watching a cooking show. The presidential candidates are making mincemeat of each other.'

The world of medicine as we know it will end soon.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

Pollsters.

"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."

Florida Elections

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'I'd like to respond to that criticism by saying that I'm rubber, and you're glue.'