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'I'd love to give them my two cents' worth, but they won't listen for less than $10,000.'
'...But how about this time we make it legal for black people to own white people, and only women have the right to vote?'
Pay me or I'll vote for Nader
Tags:nader, ralph nader, al gore, george bush, bush, george w. bush, president, presidents, presidential, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, electoral, general election, general elections, green, greens, green party, threat, threatening, beg, begging, panhandle, panhandling, insult, insulting
"My authority was never questioned before it was revealed that my middle name is Hillary."
Tags:barack obama, barack hussein obama, middle name, middle names, authority, authorities, question authority, questioning authority, racism, middle eastern, guilt by association, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, middle eastern name, middle eastern names, presidential candidate, presidential candidates
"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
Tags:yarmulke, yarmulkes, jewish voter, jewish voters, jewish vote, giuliani, rudy giuliani, mayor, mayors, new york, new york city, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, fashion, hat, hats, fashionable, mislead, misleads, misleading, shop, shops, shopping, men's fashion, appeal, appeals, appealing, deceive, deceives, deceiving, appropriate, appropriates, appropriation, religious dress, jew, jews, jewish, demographic, demographics, campaign, campaigns, campaigning
"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, on campaign, speech, speeches, press conference, press conferences, promise, promises, political promise, political promises, indicted, re-indicted, indictment, indictments, re-indictment, re-indictments, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, crook, crooks, crooked politician, crooked politicians, corrupt, corruption, voter, voters, vote, votes, if elected
"Vote for me and the baby lives."
Tags:vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, baby, babies, infant, infants, kiss babies, kisses babies, kissing babies, politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, hostage, hostages, hold hostage, holding hostage, political candidate, political candidates, campaign, campaigns, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, shameless, shamelessness, campaign speech, campaign speeches, campaigning, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"
Tags:politics, political, political candidate, political candidates, campaign, campaigns, senate, senator, senators, government, house of representatives, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, frog, frogs, animal, animals, talking frog, talking frogs, talking animal, talking animals, congress, congressmen, congressman
"You're not there yet, but keep going. You've got to find something the voters like."
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Tags:politics, political, politically, politician, politicians, elect, elected, election, elections, campaign, campaigning, campaigns, campaigner, campaigners, chief, chiefs, clash, culture clash, culture clashes, clashed, clashing, stereotype, stereotypes, voter, vote, votes, voters, example, examples, bloc, blocs, absurd, political bloc, political blocs, church, churches, church and state, pro-war, oil men, christian, texas, texan, american, america, american politics, trust-funded, trust-fund, gun, guns, enthusiast, enthusiasts, cross, cross over, crossover, cross-over
An Outsider—Party Candidate Is Forced To Admit That He Once Visited Washington, D.C.
Tags:outsider, outsiders, outsider candidate, outsider candidates, washington, washington dc, washington d.c., politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign, campaigns, campaigner, campaigners, campaigning, class trip, class trips, pose, poses, posing, poser, posers, poseur, poseurs, common man, act, acts, acting, actor, factcheck, factchecks, factchecking, factchecker, fact check, fact checks, fact checking, fact checker, denial, denials
"And no more sex scandals!"
Tags:scandal, scandals, politician, politicians, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, two-faced, mislead, misleads, misleading, integrity, lack of integrity, campaign, campaigns, campaign speech, campaign speeches, rally, rallies, campaign rally, campaign rallies, compulsive liar, compulsive liars, political leader, political leaders
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
'Vitals look good. . .but I am a little worried about your red bull consumption.'
"That was Ross Perot. He wants me to send him fifteen dollars."
Tags:ross perot, h. ross perot, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, fund raiser, fund raisers, fund raising, take back america, greed, greedy, election, campaign, campaigns, campaign finances, campaign finance reform, independent party, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates
"I'm fond of you, Dave, I really am, but you're just not tough enough on crime."
"Do you take dark money?"
Tags:dark money, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, campaign finance, campaign finance reform, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, interest group, interest groups, special interest group, special interest groups, donation, donations, contribution, contributions, d.c., dc, washington, capital, capitals, capitol, capitols
Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.
Tags:special interest, special interests, government, governments, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, candidate, candidates, nominee, nominees, running for office, election, elections, vote, votes, voters, voter, sig, special interest group, special interest groups, organizations, organisation, organisations, organization, billboard, billboards, advertise, advertisement, campaign, campaigns
"If that's Kemp again, just tell him we don't want to come into his goddam tent!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, campaign, campaigns, candidate, candidates, cold calling, cold call
"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"
"I detect the fine hand of James Baker behind that."
Tags:george bush, campaign, campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, chief of staff, chiefs of staff, george bush sr., president, presidents, presidential, campaigner, campaigners, campaigning, elect, elects, election, elections, re-elect, re-elects, re-election, re-elections, clinton, bill clinton, election '92, 1992
"If elected, I promise to fetch, beg and roll over."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, election, elections, elect, elected, vote, voting, voter, votes, voters, speech, speeches, public speaking, campaign, campaigns, political, politics, government
"But can they save themselves?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, campaign, campaigns, save, protect, protection, nature, environment, environmental, environmental destruction, human, humans, human being, human beings, the human race, destruction, destroy, depletion, endangered, endangered species, going extinct, planet earth, earth
"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."
Tags:prehistoric, prehistory, history, historic, histories, historical, stone age, stone ages, dark age, dark ages, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, cave, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, politician, politics, political, appearance, appearances, image, elect, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, elected, electing, electorate, culture, culture shock
'My God! Will you lookit the way the man puts his pants on!!!'