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"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"
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'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'
"But we're not homeless. We're on a camping trip."
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How to deal with the squat toilet
Avoiding the queue
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The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.
'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'
'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'
'Oooh, nice timepiece.'
'I'm just going shopping and may be some time.'
The Easter Bunny goes Camping.
'Your turn to go for water. . .'
"Children need to face and solve life's challenges on their own!"
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Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest
'Do they ever call the winds 'Mariah' anymore?'
'There wasn't a soul withing 50 miles of us when we went to sleep last night. They sure work fast.'
'I bought the biggest tent on the market. It's a man thing.'
'Of all the stalls in all the ablution block in all the camping grounds in the world, I had to walk into his.'
Not a happy camper.
'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'
'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'