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'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'
Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?
Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,
Big Man Off Campus
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"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."
Tags:mra, men's rights, men's rights advocate, men's rights advocates, mens rights advocate, mens rights advocates, campus, campuses, college campus, college campuses, impress, impresses, impressed, impressive, impressiveness, feminist, feminists, feminism, victimize, victimizes, victimization, victimise, victimises, victimisation, wow, wows, wowing, social activist, social activists, social activism, college campus, college campuses
Tags:trap, traps, frat, frats, fraternity, fraternities, university, school, schools, universities, campus, campuses, trapped, trapping, beer, beers, mindless, dumb, stupid, frat boy, frat boys, bro, bros, cage, caged, caught, desperate, impulse, impulsive, impulsivity, fraternal, college, colleges, social, socials, thick
"I'm afraid my youthful transgressions may already have eliminated any chance for me to be President."
Tags:education, campus, elementary, students, government, patriotism, transgression, transgressions, president, presidents, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, personal life, personal lives, youthful transgression, youthful transgressions, become president, political career, political careers, mankoff
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, underage drinking, drinking age, legal age, twenty-one, university, universities, college, colleges, student, students, campus, off-campus, rules, rules, law, laws
"All my college books are electronic textbooks, so my backpack weighs less now than it did when I was in elementary school."
"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a ﬁgure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."
Tags:promotion, promotions, cliche, cliches, corporate speak, corporate jargon, figure of speech, figures of speech, promoted, promoting, kick upstairs, kicking you upstairs, literal, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, complex, campus, campuses, corporation, corporations, sprawl, sprawls, rural, suburb, suburbs, suburban, office plan, office plans, architecture, architect, architects, single floor
Barber College - Sam's Hats.
"Dickie Wilson attacked my values."
Binge Drinking On Campus.
School of fake news.
Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.
'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'
Tags:safe space, safe spaces, political correctness, pc, politically correct, campus, campuses, campus activist, campus activism, campus activists, crow, crows, scarecrow, scarecrows, fear, fears, university, universities, college, colleges, student, students, student activist, student activists, student activism
"Oh, this old thing?"
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'It's so cool! If you use your imagination, you can blame men for everything!'
You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.
Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.
Micklebar knew more about something than anyone else, but he's forgotten what it is.
Medical Arts Building
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Big man on Krampus
"With its fabled architecture and lush landscaping, this is the kind of campus that you'll remember fondly as you move on to your office park cubicles."
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It turns out nobody has anything to say.