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'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'
Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?
Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,
"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."
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Tags:trap, traps, frat, frats, fraternity, fraternities, university, school, schools, universities, campus, campuses, trapped, trapping, beer, beers, mindless, dumb, stupid, frat boy, frat boys, bro, bros, cage, caged, caught, desperate, impulse, impulsive, impulsivity, fraternal, college, colleges, social, socials, thick
"I'm afraid my youthful transgressions may already have eliminated any chance for me to be President."
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"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
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"All my college books are electronic textbooks, so my backpack weighs less now than it did when I was in elementary school."
"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a ﬁgure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."
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Barber College - Sam's Hats.
Binge Drinking On Campus.
School of fake news.
'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'
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"Oh, this old thing?"
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'It's so cool! If you use your imagination, you can blame men for everything!'
You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.
Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.
Micklebar knew more about something than anyone else, but he's forgotten what it is.
Medical Arts Building
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Big man on Krampus
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"With its fabled architecture and lush landscaping, this is the kind of campus that you'll remember fondly as you move on to your office park cubicles."
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It turns out nobody has anything to say.
The university is naming a chair for me - in the lounge.
"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."
"The 'Maurice Q. Dinkelfrost Professor of Economics' really is an endowed chair even though we made up the name just to amuse ourselves."
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